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Bruce Willis' character in The Sixth Sense
This was the beginning (and some would say the end)
of the M. Night Shyamalan era. Before
truly shitastic movies like Lady in the Water and The Last Airbender(The Village, The Happening, After Earth....you get the point), audiences who watched this gripping movie were in a for quite twist when it was revealed that Bruce Willis’s character was dead all
along. I would like to say I was shocked
as well but I saw that twist coming, because someone ruined the movie for me
and spoiled the twist before I got to see the movie. Still haven’t seen The Sixth Sense as a result.
Blacula
Why not Dracula you say? Because that’s too easy
that’s why. This man was a pioneer. He was like the Jackie Robinson for black
vampire kind. Blade should bow down
before his true daddy. If they were
ever to make a black Mt Rushmore the faces on it would go; Martin Luther King,
Malcolm X, Rosa Parks….and Blacula.
Michael Jackson
Never met ANYONE would didn't like Thriller. Never met ANYONE who didn't like the music
video for Thriller. I’m also pretty sure he died back in the eighties. That explains everything weird that happened to the King of Pop. The man was well on his way to looking like Skeletor.
Casper
Can’t have a list of the undead without the friendly
ghost. Most ghosts want to haunt you or
possess your house or kidnap your babies.
Not Casper. He just wanted to
hang with Wendy. Also a pretty biting
insult when you call a pale dude Casper.
Burns like lava!
The Zombies from Resident Evil
Nostalgia pick right here. I’ve been fighting these zombies since 1996
when the first Resident Evil came out for the Playstation. If I learned anything about zombie survival
from those games it’s this; a Rocket Launcher works everytime.
Honorable Mention-
Larry King
Much Like Michael,
has likely been dead since the eighties too.
Omissions:
ReplyDeleteSeline from Underworld- hottest undead character ever. blue contacts? badass moves with guns? thirst for blood and tight leather? check check check
Slimer from Ghostbusters- a pioneer in his own right. gets no love.
Blade- Blacula may have paved the way but Blad made it to the mountain top of black badassness for undead characters.
Beetlejuice- you know you have to say it three times every time
Joan Rivers- gotta be a walking corpse. may or may not have pre-deceased Michael Jackson
All pretty good alternatives. Joan Rivers fits in the Larry King group no doubt
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